May 2013
john-lugo:
do you ever just look at someone and get sad because you know you’re never going to get to have sex with them
ghosteh13:
voice-of-tartarus:
demeaniac:
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain...
posyes:
i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him
“But who can say what’s best? That’s why you need to grab whatever chance you...”
– Haruki Murakami (via perfect)
australiansanta:
show some class
“He never broke my heart. He only turned it into a compass that always points me...”
– Clementine von Radics (via perfect)
dysenterygay:
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
“I guess being needed is almost as good as being loved. Maybe better.”
– Betty Smith, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn (via perfect)
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
memyselfandhate:
iamonlydorb:
sucysucyfivedolla:
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
what
I’m so insecure like I could be married to my husband of 40 years and I would still wonder if he likes me or not
rubywhiterabbit:
calderonbeta:
feralcastiel:
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
too soon
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
jusst-another-day:
simplymykayla:
cnnbreakingofficial:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30
first the body...
